goodbye. I have officially switched over my blogs. I will still be posting on this one occasionally, but most of my posts will be done at my new address. I will still come back here to look at my dashboard, and please take a look at my new blog. Thanks!

http://ohijustdontknow.wordpress.com/

A blog post I did for Vacation Home Rentals. Part of a summer series.

Saw Something Borrowed and it was dreadful. Everything was wrong and no one did what I wanted, and I was miserable. Worst movie ever.

I liked this ranty review  about how bad it was.

I went to search for the Anthony Weiner’s weiner picture on google. I typed in Anthony Weiner and it was automatically completed to: “anthony weiner lewd photo”.  Lewd?!

I don’t know who all of these educated google searchers are, but they are using archaic language to describe the situation. 

I planned on typing “Anthony Weiner penis pic”

for a kid’s dental place. It was called Adventure Dental and the tagline was “No smile left behind”

That sounds super ominous and scary. Like they take all your teeth and you are left with nothing but a sad gummy smile.

Always eat watermelon after strawberries, so you can get the tiny seeds out of your teeth.